Monday, May 9, 2011

Fruity Fantastico

Oranges and Lemons and Cherries, Oh My! 
This dress is excellent. Why? Because I said so that's why! 
Okay, not really. 
It's excellent because it's black, so it's easy to wear. It has a fitted top to accentuate "the ladies". It's got a cute striped belt detail to show off tiny lady waists and a nice full skirt to hide jiggly lady butts. Okay, MY jiggly lady butt. Pair this dress with some citrus-saturated accessories and you are set for...
Juice? NO! Sassy Juice!